Charles Clark criticized Over Knee Jerk Reaction

Charles Clark informed the commons today that anyone sentenced to time in prison will be considered for deportation, including British nationals. Asked where he would deport British nationals to, he replied, "Britain, of course."

Pressed on this issue further, he then stated that all British nationals to be deported, would be placed on a boat which would sail around the UK coast line and then return them to Britain. This in effect, would be deportation.

The sanity of Charles Clark is now being questioned, although some have been questioning his sanity for years now, especially since a speech he made to a woman's Institute in Dagenham, where he claimed he was the offspring of a frog. Which explains the ears.

Tony Blair is still giving Clark his full support, as he did with Peter Mandelson, David Blunkett, and all those other MP's who have had to resign.