Branston Local News 4th April 2006

Today in Branston, Lincolnshire, a boy aged 6, dropped a sweet rapper along Silver Street. An eagle eyed resident spotted this despicable act and immediately called the police. An armed response unit arrived in days and arrested the boy without a single shot being fired. The boy was later charged under the anti-terror laws, which give police new powers to arrest and lock up, indefinitely, anyone who they feel may be a threat to national security, or in fact, may not be a threat to national security, but just someone they don't particularly like, or because they are bored.

In other news from Branston, two bees collided. Neither was seriously injured, and after shaking wings, decided not to press charges.