63 Year Old Woman Gives Birth to 42 Year Old Man

Sarah Filletbottom, the 63 year old woman who became pregnant through IVF treatment, gave birth today to a son, aged 42. Weighing in at 11 stone, with a bald patch, a suit and a national insurance number, the 42 year old new born cleaned himself up and went to the pub, telling his mother not to bother "waiting up for me, as I've got 42 years of drinking to make up for."

Mrs. Filletbottom was said to be over the moon, and is now planning more IVF treatment, so she can give birth to a 38 year old millionaire, called Frank.