Dead Body Found In Cemetery.

Last night a dead body was found in an East Grinstead Cemetery by a man walking his dog. "It's thought the body has been dead for some years," a police spokesman said, "there was also a large stone near the body with the words 'Harry Bullbottom, RIP, 1902 - 1991' which may be a clue to the identity of the body."

Mr. Flackbottom, the man who discovered the body, is being treated for shock. "I'm shocked." said Mr. Flackbottom. "It's not the sort of place you expect to find a dead body."