"I Was Abducted By Aliens." Claims Alien.

When Albert Norbottom awoke on Sunday morning, he thought he had dreamt that aliens had abducted him. It wasn't until he got out of bed, felt stabbing pains and noticed he had bruises all over his body, that he realized he had been abducted by aliens. Albert, an alien himself, originally from the 3rd planet of the Omega solar system, suddenly had flash backs of the terrifying ordeal he suffered during the night. He remembered being strapped down in a transparent room, where aliens performed painful and intrusive tests on him.

His claim has been disputed though. His neighbours said they saw his ex-wife leaving his house in the early hours of the morning, carrying a baseball bat.