Grass NOT Greener On Other Side

A group of scientists, lead by Dr. Ho Li Phlatbottom, have been studying whether grass really is greener on the other side. The group have been comparing grass from this side and the other side, for the past six years. Over this period they have found no significant difference between the shades of grass.

The study involved taking thousands of blades of grass from this side and then comparing them to an equal amount of grass from the other side. The shades of green, when combined, showed no measurable difference.

Dr. Phlatbottom said, "This myth has now been dispelled using proven scientific methods. I hope now that people will stop using this over optimistic and rather annoying saying. The grass is simply not greener on the other side. So please stop it. Thank you."

However, mythologist, Susan Pertbottom, said that the study undermines optimistic beliefs and furthers disharmony the world over.

Why she said that is a myth itself, as nobody knows what she is talking about.