Police Raid Nursery

Anti-terror police raided a children's nursery yesterday, it has been revealed. Thirty armed officers stormed the nursery at 10:30am, shooting and injuring a four year old boy. The police had received intelligence that one of the children was planning an attack on a play ground in Dagenham. They said they had no choice but to act quickly. The four year old, whose name is not being revealed for legal reasons, has been taken into police custody for questioning.

A friend of the four year spoke after the event, saying that he noticed how he had become much more religious recently. He said instead of playing with the other kids in the street, he spent more time praying. He also said he had grown a large, thick beard, and shaved his head.

Police made a statement saying that an informer had given them details of an imminent attack.

Although there is some doubt about the reliability of the informer. Apparently the four year old who was arrested, stole the informers dinner money from him the day before the raid, and the informer, also four years old, was just getting his revenge.